Transcript: What happens when two pills go on a blind date?

Second date?

Nah, I don't think there'll be a second date.

I mean, his manners were gross. So, do you come in other forms?

I've been known to be a liquid.

...or are you just a pill?

She doesn't want to mix with the likes of me. I mean, at the end of the day, we're two very different medicines. It would have gone nowhere.

Maybe the hospital.

If we got together, there would have been fireworks.

...or a nightmare for someone. I mean, stomach cramps, hospitalisation, bleeding. Next time, I'm going go to nps.org.au and check out the active ingredient on the medicine finder.